The Monkey Employment Classification System

October 31, 2006 at 4:07 pm (work)

Charlton Heston and “Friend”

The MECS is not a system for classifying simian acitivities, but my very own ranking system for jobs, based on our friends, the monkeys. As famously not pointed out by Charlton Heston, monkeys are dangerous if armed, but they also offer important services for today’s busy executive. The MCES system is as follows: Read the rest of this entry »

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Three things today

October 30, 2006 at 10:00 pm (work)

1. Nerds with power. Scary.

2. I have found a job that incorporates several elements from my perverse childhood fantasies: a) lots of typing, b) getting up at strange hours, and c) categorising and/or organising. Also featuring later favourite, grammar-nazism. I’m finding it a little disturbing how well I’m adjusting to Dilbertistan.

3. Is it just me or is WordPress (fabulous though it is in many ways amen) slow?

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